crazy coworker was fired.

jumps for joy were shared throughout budget.

he left his lunch and my buddy garett tempted fate and ate some stuff. i wasnt going to touch anything, i figured it was all laced with drugs. and his crazy germs. very contagious.

so instead of eating any of the food, we decided to tape the pie to the wall and shoot a ball at it with hockey sticks....this was work for an hour. after a good smear, some cell phone pics, we had to high tail the cover up because or manager walked around the corner. then we shot the kiwis everywhere and seriously considered throwing some yogurt at a car before deciding it was a baaad idea.

my biggest find ever occured. i found 13 beer in the back of one of the rental vans turned in. its molsen canadian, so not the greatest but beer is beer, and no one can argue with free.

the best beer ive ever tried was called something like Murphys Irish stout. and ive only seen it at a tiny bar on the ski hill. i believe its called snowshoe sams. so i have to wait till winter comes again to try it once more

The Age of Pamparus - Turbonegro get this song now!

will ferrell makes me laugh loooooots.

snl skit everyone should see

for the last month and a bit ive finally hit the gym and started to make this super hero look super. im getting stronger by the day, and have been on a very effective workout plan from the peeps at mens health. my abs are bursting. i have oblieks finally, and my nerdy arms are becoming distinguised. its crazy what can happen when you finally put your mind to something youve told yourself your going to do to since highschool.

i can do chinups with added wieght, as well as dips.

im working towards benching my body wieght.

and i do a million situps every other day, sometimes everyday.

spiderman 2 was on the tube tonight, and im pretty sure he never works out. i also dont remember him ever having super strength like super man before. he was lifting huge cement walls, and stopping trains with sheer brute force.....oh prease.

SM3 better deliver some realnessess, venom better rip off someones head....and the hob goblin shold throw doo doo.

for years i have debated over which hockey team is my favourite. i changed several times. throughtout my child hood it was every year. i went with whatever team had the best logo. ie mighty ducks, then the avalanche. now that i can actually watch all the games, and know exactly whats going on with every player, and coach and GM i can make an official decision.

my dads been a maple leafs fan for ever, apparently he has never rooted for any other team. i watched him sit with the tv and watch as the leafs lose year after year and i could never commit to a team who has been destroyed year after year by bad coaching/managing, and getting knocked out due to excessive injuries. for the first time im happy to see they didnt make the play offs.

now they have the chance to pull a pittsburg and suck forever and till you get a team that so stacked with young talent all you have to do is sit and watch as the team grows into an amazing hockey club. pittsburg has a couple years i think till this happens but it will be worth the wait. meanwhile ill be waiting for toronto to take charge again.

now since toronto is out, ill be rooting for the next diehard pick. vancouver canucks. although i have strayed away from watching hardly any of there games all season, i found myself checking there score secretly. ill be playing there games every night on the radio at work. cheering screaming and rooting for them to finally win something.

day 4...

the fellow 'new guy' has now admitted during his interview he was on coke, to none other than his supervisor. all i could say was wow, how are you still here? apparently that is not enough to get you fired.

everytime he dissapears we all think hes off shooting up, doing a line, or smoking a jay. no one trusts this goof, and now hes even wierder then before. we confronted the goon about his magical tally, and all he said was 'Dont worry about it'. hes going to be the next axe murderer and hes tally'n his victims one by one.

i think at this point we have all told our boss to fire this loon. but he wants to hang on to him a little longer. just a little longer, long enough to shank some one in the face with car keys.

music vids im in to:

killers- bones

death cab for cutie- i will follow you into the dark

my chemical romance- i dont love you

my third day of the 'new job'.

i started with another new guy 3 days ago. and today me and the other guys noticed he was a little wierd. he would always freakishly stare at someone or something for the longest times. never once blinking or moving to scratch something.

he always asked weird and blunt questions. for exmaple he asked everyone of us where we lived, and tried to get it down to the exact street and location. he asked onen guy several questions and statements about his wife.....

the guy is super creepy. but the one thing that set everything apart. was the tally.

about mid day one of us noticed he was making a tally. and we had no clue as to what it could be of. we were thinking it was the number of times he had done certain things, but he would always tally at differnt times while he was doing different things.

eventually rumours started of it being the tally of doom. we tried messing around with the tally. adding some numbers and scratches to see if it would throw him off. but when he got back the tally was started anew with the exact number as before.

we hid the paper for his tally, he founf more.

we screwed his tally up again, he fixed it to perfect again.

we tried watching him tally but he always did it in secret.

we eventually got scared of the list, and at the shift change didnt want to know what it was, or touch it at all. we figured somehow it could be related to our nearing deaths. all we did was ignore it.

hopefully tomorrow, the tally will have been forgotten.

today i was assaulted by a hose. not in the literal sense, mostly just from the water coming out of it.

it was my second day of the 'new job' and i was finishing up some work, and i walked out the back of the wharehouse to see a man standing with a hose washing chocolate off the sidewalk.

now the reason there was some chocolate there was because one of my fellow co workers had a huge chocolate bunny from easter and ate half, while the other half was touched by some wierd guy so he didnt want to eat it. so he decided to see if it would melt, and how long it took.

it had been melting for a good hour, and was slowly becoming one with the sidewalk. a few holes broke through here and there and it look like it had been shot.

now buddy with hose steps in, he was washing it off when i stepped outside the back. AND BAM!

he starts swearing like crazy calling me an idiot for leaving the chocolate there. i said "Hey, buddy i didnt do anything talk to someone else."

that of course doesnt suffice and he pipes in with "your fucking new, youve been here 2 days. Try staying around a while!" this made nooooo sense, cause thats what i was trying to tell him basically.

then out of no where he starts spraying me with the hose, and so i called him an asshole, and he ran off into his side of the wharehouse to hide. people were asking me after, like why didnt you do anything? why didnt you hit him, or grab the hose and spray him!?

i was in complete shock that that was actually happening, i still cant believe it happened. and somehow the hose spraying lunatic thinks im going to get into to trouble for this.

a feud has started.

i always win feuds.

easter. a time for family and ham.

this year i was forced to go to my aunts who i havent seen since last summer, the usual group of relatives was there. uncles, grandparents, cousins galore. but since i dont keep in touch, i really dont know them very well. so usually end up chillin with the one cousin who closest to my age, and isnt married, having a kid, or going through some other messed up 'life' situation.

its the usual talks of wine tastings and bland gossip. i swear they have the same conversation every year and at every family gathering. i was questioned about a wedding i didnt even know was going on, and then they all shunned me for not knowing what the latest and greatest was. half them didnt even know i was back from living in vancouver yet. lol.

so im pretty tight with my family.

but the good thing was i got an incredible meal, stuffed my face completly....three heaping plate fulls. i still hurt from the digesting and i ate 4 hours ago. totally worth the hell of time its going ot be to poo it all out tomorrow

i just got the call for free snowboarding tomorrow....

kpeace

this girl is beautiful.

i secretly heart her, and yet hold off on telling her anything because i love secretly hearting her. i know this means i can never go anywhere with it. and im pretty much an official creeper, but she likes me too, and she creeps me out more so.

anytime we go out with a group of friends she will be watching me the whole time. and slowly be nudging towards sitting beside me the whole night. its almost a game for us. were caught in a chess match of wits and eyelocks. just like me i think shell never admit it.

will be going to a movie over easter break. will laugh, tease, and talk about stupid things our friends have done, while niether one of us does anything to move the relationship forward. but im happy with that, and ill do it over and over again, just cause im never going to lose the battle.

maybe im stubborn,

or maybe its because shes never seen the movie fifth element.

silly criminals, robbery is for proffesionals.

im absolutely stoked for ufc tonight!

i can now officially drink and drive. i got my class 5 drinking and driving liscence. ladies everywhere just jumped for joy...

the only reason i finally went and got it was so that i could apply for the rcmp apptitude test. i attended an info session were i was actually required to hold one then, but i lied.

i wonder if that will come up later on the polygraph test. haha.

becoming a 5-0 has its ups and downs. if i make it in ill never have to worry about medical again. the pays good. ill get to work in a variety of places, meet a variety of people. have a sweet car, and a smith an' wesson.

downs of course i could get shot. i might have to work in burns lake. (wheres burns lake? exactly!) and theres the off chance i might have to arrest someone i know.
arresting my sister would be pretty funny. i could totally do that. shes part evil, and part stupid.
they trace your family history back pretty far though. and stick you in the least likely place you that could ever happen, while still trying to keep you somewhere sane.

i just hope im close to an ocean.

tony pierce had some wise words from a man on craigslist last sunday.

matt goods my hero.

today i woke up, at the usual time. and i decided straight up i didnt want to go anymore. no more work for me...at least not today. txt msg'd my buddy to tell him to say i didnt show up for car pool.

thats how these things go down nowadays. txt msg'n.

break up txt,

no show txt,

funeral txt,

dump txt...

dump txt is this completely retarted thing my friends do. anytime there on the john with a cell they throw out a mad dump txt to anyone who might be waiting. usually its followed with a description. i heart the way technology is used.

i cant wait till complete relations ships take place over txt msg chat like they do on the internet. hell, they probably already exist. i could get into that. you know throw a couple 'how you doin' txts out there to some ladies. maybe talk about her day. chat about interests then once you know it. you get a 'hump me' txt. and your totally turned on by the font she used. then she sends some graphic emoticons she download to describe her face while shes reading your creative little cellular descriptions. and then its allll ended by a tiny txt. the worst txt ever. the battary life ending text. 'i've txt'd somone else'. *single tear*

i could see it.