going to see this movie next week.

UFC tomrrow night......GO RAMPAGE!

learn everlong everyone.

tonight was all you can bowl for 11$.

i learned im not very good. at least not very good sober. my highest score of 4 games, was 107. wich was the 3rd highest score out of 9 peoples. so if i look at it like that, its not to bad. last time i went bowling i swear i was getting at least 150 every round....i need to practice.

the main thing i believe was throwing me off was wii bowling. i was trying to swing like i had a wiimote in my hand. so my first 4 frames were solid gutters. eventually i used a little leg and got some sweet strickes to pull my score up, but i could never save it from complete suck.

suprisingly there were an exceptional amount of hotties there. bowlings where its at for all the straight ballers out there. represent.

late night post:

if you like the underwaterness and the outer spaceness

watch aliens of the deep by james cameron.

so good to do it.

watch out for lasers.

this is what i did on the computer today:

im playing this game right now.

family guy is amazing.

half life 2: orange box is going to be awesome.

explosm rawks...!!!!...

this is the song im going to learn on the guitar this week.

after a long weekend of doing nothing but working you go kinda crazy. at work today, we thought bubbled what it would be like to have "Budget: the reality series" as a tv program. there was lots of graphs, lists and lunch orders but basically it boils down to a week full of our daily shinanigans and other drama bits tied in to make it addicting. since we have so much sill y random stupid shit happening at work all the time, we figured it would be perfect for the ADD driven teens of the future.

its like 'Jackass' meets 'That 70's show' wrapped in a cardboard cut out of a reality show. we already have the token new girl/hawt chick thats now working the front desk. As well several staff members that are easily to hate, and easy to love. While some, ME, are hott and will easily fall into the position of front man, possibly carrying on to movie deals later after about 2 seasons.

We decided that we would try for 13 episodes for the first season, and work into a comfortable 22 for season 2. Hopefully showing on much music/MTV or along side the office on NBC. we havent decided how long our episodes would be. We would have easily enough shit to cover a full hour slot, but i think half an hour would be the right amount to leave you wanting more.

for an example, today we started tagging ants with white out so that we could record which ones were coming back to the wash bay. We also found some chewing tabacco and peer ressured everyone who hasnt done it in to doing it so that they could get buzzed at work. one of the guys out it directly on his toungue and began yelling 'ewww, get it out, GET IT OUT!' like we were supposed to help him......sooooooooooooooooo funny. meanwhile an incident with a little dog left me wanting to kick some lady in the face, and a lot of halairious complaining endured in front of her. finally, somone put a huge dent in a Nissan Sentra trying to slide over the hood. then we proceeded to try and fix it with a toilet plunger...Now, who wouldnt watch that!? and not love it?

Of course we would have to secure contracts with Budget to say we could not get fired at all while filming the show. I believe some business would be distirred from renting from us, but i believe more would rent from us, just to say the rented from the budget guys!

top ten huanted houses in america.

top 50 rpgs of all time on epinions.com.

todays my day off.

today i am sick.

i have an unbelievable immune system, and hardly ever get sick. i have a personal record of 4 years. usually my yearly average for getting sick is about once or twice for the whole year. thats a slice of amazing. but of course whenever i DO get sick it always seems to happen on my day off or a day when i have something great planned.

today the temp was supposed to get up to 28. it was bright blue sky, and no clouds even daring to come out. my plans were to hit the beach hard and finally get my skimming skills back up to snuff. but a sinus headache, a snot-on-tap nose and a feeling of nausea tied with a huge lack of care to move has made me decide against this. instead im video gaming till it hurts.

i played a half a season and made it into the playoffs in NHL 07. I also managed to trade for crosby to become apart of my perfect leafs. but that got boring after 30 games. so i decide to revist Dragon Quest 8 which i had beaten almost all the way, except for the final dungeon. i stopped playing originally cause FF12 had been released and i my attention was sucked towards that. so i started playing and re-learning everything about the game while trying to beat the end.

sadly it didnt go very far before i one of my characters decided to die randomly due to a serious of hits invloving sleep and confusion. DQ8 just happens to be one of those games that makes you go somewhere in some far off place to get your characters revived. so in a fit of rage i got mad, suffered a rage blackout, and when i arose i found i deleted my save file. and not just DQ8. i deleted every rpg saved game that i had that was not finished. my countless hours of time dedicated to the best items, scores, and complete annihilation of every boss, beast and villian...gone.

so i made a vow to return to these games, starting from scratch and BEATING THEM ALLLLL!

but first i bought to new games to beat....

i found this photo on a rigourous journey through face book today.

its a photo of my 2004 enviromental science trip to Costa rica.

it reminded me of the sweet time i had there with all my highschool buddies, and the original dive crew. My first time scuba diving was done on the pacific side. I saw so much sea life, and so many things i had never seen pictures of before. it was the most incredible 6 dives i have ever done. schools of barracuda, schools of sting rays, and one giant mother of a manta ray.

i never recieved any pictures of that trip, and this was the first one i had seen. my teacher was supposed to give me all the pictures compiled form everyones cameras. but he never did. he just kept my hard earned 5$. im pretty choked about that.

and now im going to rekindle the fued i have with him, and strike him down like cobra until i get my coast rica pictures.

i saw a preview for the bourne ultimatum today and got super stoked on that movie series again. im going to have to revist it this week. i have plans to read the books too, if i can get back into reading this month. i go through phases where il read mad like 5 books in 2 weeks, and then i wont read anything for a month or so. its wierd.

i watched the evil dead last night. suprise-ingly for 1982 it was pretty good. it had a lot of sweet claymation depicting the gorey decay of demon controlled teens. while the clown laugh and face of one of the females crazy ladies was intensly creeping, the movie was never scary. the main character ash was clueless to everything, which ended up making this movie extremly comical at times. after being an extreme nerd and reading all about the background on wikipedia, i found out that it was actually banned for a while in germany because of the gore. OH did i mention that a chick gets raped by trees. random. yes. still i would put it on everyones list to watch at least once.

all my diving friends are making cash having fun, and now im wishin i was doing that as well. trying to get a reasonable career with 100% health care/dental and super good pension just doesnt seem worth it compared to diving with sharks, and making a video magazine. im going to stick to my heavy movie viewing.

brand new rocked the house.

sold out show, all across canada.

the headliner anathallo was by far some of the wierdest music ive ever witnessed. it was good, just wierd. after 2 songs i opted to leave and slam some beer in the garden and poke fun at some scene kids.

i made a bet with a friend that the first song they played was going to be from deja entendu, he though the devil... i was right,, and now im the proud owner of a shiny new quater. the song was the "boy who blocked his own shot" i believe. super good.

they hit up some oldies before hitting up the entire new album. jumping to "jesus christ" rocked. i swear i saved the lives of a couple of cuties who were up to close to the stage during "archers". the croud was swaing hard, and jumping even harder and they were in between me and a couple of huge idiots. i inflated my huge biceps and essentially created a force field with them around these too. my guns are spectacular. and a pair of mild thank yous was all i needed. im just an average hero.

the 2 hour set of amazing ended with 'bangkok'. an instrumental, the whole band went crazy on stage and delivered quite a performance. Jesse decided to help the drummer out and they both wailed away while vins hands moved past the speed of light.

they denied the encore opting for a huge finish instead. i was down with it.

i caught the pick jesse used to play crack the sky.

i want them to come back. i hope i dont have to wait another 4 years.

this is for all those guitar wannabeees

this is for all the guitar hero's

and this is for the people who are like "whaaaaaaaaaaat?'

this is by far one of the hottest piercings i have seen in a while.

today is all about Brand new. the best band ever, my favourite band. awesomesauce.

tomorrow night brand new starts there first canadian tour in vancouver. i have tickets. im going to be skipping work to drive 4 hours to vancouver in my friends parents blue minivan to see these guys. i would even drive to calgary right after that to see them again if i wasnt poor.

ill be listening to there 3 albums back to back on repeat the whole way down, singing word for word every song. there coming with guest Anathallo or something along those lines. i wish it was just them on a 4 hour set playing every song off there albums. and then playing there acoustic versions and then some encore's. and more encore's.

the first song i ever heard was back in '04. my buddy made me listen to this new mp3 he found of limewire. it was a song called Sic transit Gloria...Glory fades off there sophmore album Deja Entendu. I was blown away, and im pretty sure i had it on repeat for the next hour solid and on every cd a burned for a straight year. i told everyone about it and everyone like it. as soon as i could i had downloaded every song they had out, and then i even went out and bought both of there cds. (first album was Your Favourite Weapon) then i sat and waited till to hear there next album, which didnt come out until late 2006.

After 2 years of listen to there older stuff i had never got sick of it, and it always put me in a good mood to listen to. There new album was even better(The Devil and God are Raging Inside me) then i thought it could be, it was way different at first, but after a couple listens i realized it was sorta the same, and that made it even better.

the wierd thing about this band is every one of there songs are good, every one is different, every album is different, and they only got better and better....but nobody has really heard of them. especially in canada. there shows are completly sold out in the US, yet only the toronto show is sold out in canada.

songs to DL off whatever music ripping software you own:

Seventy times seven - Your Favourite Weapon

Soco Ameretto Lime - Your Favourite Weapon

Play crack the sky - Deja Entendu

Sic Transit Gloria...Glroy Fades - Deja Entendu

Jesus Christ - The Devil and God are Raging Inside me
Handcuffs - The Devil and God are Raging Inside me

Brand new links so you can be a fan too!

myspace

purevolume

wikipedia

66 reminded me of true romance, and christian slater so i had to read his wikipedia.

matt good reminds me of why i hate alchohol, so i cant have a problem!

raymi says its spiderman 3 is ok, so i might finally go see.

i recieved my package from the rcmp last friday. they said congratulations, you have passed the test. and there was about a million forms with it. i now have to get a vision test, a doctors note, and do a physical assesment exam. for paper work, theres form after form on my personal info, employment history, family, and papers for all the tests.

then there is a 300 question open awenser booklet for the polygraph test. i have to awnser everyone to the best of my knowledge with as much inofrmation as possible. questions ranging from have you lied in certain scenarios, to have you done drugs, to do you like little boys?

...that ones ment to throw you off, it basically means do you like children?

all this has to be sent back to my recruiter by June 5th. funny thing is the only PARE test this month (physical assesment) is on the 29th, and my recruiter is in vancouver i believe. Mails not fast enough.....snail mail. After a few quick emails of crazy questioning and thought, i was sent a reply that says i am not to worry. Results for the PARE are ssent directly to the recruiter, and i can just leave a note with the rest of my application saying "there on the way!"

Im pretty amped about it, and a little choked since i took the RPAT (initial test) with a buddy and he has yet to recieve test marks or a package. i told them theyll come soon...

i also have sore boobs from a mad work out this morning.

im on you tube far too much
and from outta no where its David Hasseloff!
and somone speed paints spiderman!
and some david blaine street magic......lol.

nucks lost. nucks lost. gay goal. so lame. cheap elbow. referees dumb.

i normally dont complain about referees because i had a brief year of actually refereeing myself. they were just minor hockey games, but they were still intense and parents are pretty harsh. but tonight, that should have been a penalty. either way vancouver still would have lost i guess. they really did not impress me tonight.

on a better note, my hacky sack skills are getting extremly better. i can hit it from anywhere, and im working on my chuck norris specialty, the round house kick. once i get that down im goign to seriously consider going pro. everyday at work if it slow enough we start busting out, and playing kill. i wont lie, im amazing. i figure now that violence is going to be making a come back due to the UFC, we cant step it up with a hacky sack professional kill league. if poker can get on tsn, then we can too!

i found a dragonforce video on youtube, LOL!

if no one seen this, they should watch it right now. obadiah parker guitarist rocks out with this cover of Hey yea - by Outkast. SO EFFIN SICK!

i visited some old movies today. im really into car movies and car chase scenes right now. it could be due to the fact that i just saw grindhouse, and death proof gave me a boner for chargers, or it could be all the speeding of done lately.

the best part about my speeding is its all done in my newly aquired FREE car. its a '93 festiva. bout the size of an oldschool mini, maybe a bit bigger. its gutless 5 speed that rusts with no e-brake, and a busted u-joint. but it runs. and it runs suprisngly well. it goes 0 to 60 in forever. i bust out with no radio and windows down.

back to the movies, i watched a young mel gibson (pre-crazy) in the first Mad Max. it rocked lots of post apocalyptic car chases from the soon to be Road Warrior (the sequel). all filmed in australia on close to no budget, but it had a V8! (insiders only)

before that gem was the first car chase movie ever, or so i have been told. BULLITT! two t's is correct too. mr. frank bullitt was the main character played by steve mcqueen. its your average cop drama/action but from like 1970. so bad acting everywhere. and by bad i mean memorable according to critics! now i can see what critics were saying about memorable acting when i watched Two-Lane Blacktop.....rolfcopter. that was last week, not a lot of dialogue, 4 actors, 2 cars, and a race across the us, apparently. watch for the ending it comes outta nowhere.

i find this pic super hott. i have no idea why. but i like it.

dragonforce makes me rock out.

check some photos out here.

busblogs pretty sweet today.

my quest for the day was to find and buy guitar hero 2. i playe dit for the first time the other day, actually it was my first time playing games in a while. (im in the process of playing an oldie; FF2) i was playing with about five friends and the game was super straightforward, but tonnes of fun. played about 5 songs and was hooked. so the next day happened to be a day off, and my money status was acceptable, so i told my self i was going to but it.

no dice.

traveled far and wide, to the mall, to the other mall, to the electronics place beside the mall, the one in between the mall, and well you get the picture. no where, all sold out of GH2+guitar. so lame. even Toys R us didnt have it, and no one buys there games. wtf.

so now i have to wait. instead rented JT's new movie...Alpha dog. it was interesting, kinda sweet, really stupid near the end, but i found it to be exciting, not to mention lots of hotties, and a few shots of little miss lesbo from the OC's rack. cant complain. 4 stars says this rolling stone.